Ok.. my name is BEN... yes thats right B-E-N BEN. Got that Mum?
Its not fishcake, schnookums, sloppychops, peanut, snugglepops, fruitbat, munchkin, twinkletoes or any of the other 5000 names Mum has called me today.
Now between me and you (but don't tell Mum) I don't mind all these little terms of endearment when we are within the walls of our house...alone... but for petes sake .. can someone please tell Mum that its just NOT cool to call me ANY of the above in public!!!!
No seriously ... someone PLEASE tell her.. My doggy street cred is on a very definate downward spiral!!