Last night Mum made a fatal mistake when clearing up after cooking dinner, she didn't move the bag of grated cheese fast enough...
She also wasn't fast enough to react to the suspicious rustling noise coming from the kitchen
empty bag of cheese and a severe ticking off for me for counter surfing (again!)
do I look suitably sorry?
What?? It wasn't for me??
I'm sure I heard you say Help Yourself!
Sorry, I promise to never do it again (till next time)