Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Horror-Scopes

I share a star sign with my Mum.. so I thought it would be fun to check out what the starsigns say for an Aquarius Dog!

AQUARIUS

The Aquarius dog can be weird and wacky. His tastes are not always what you might expect of a canine. His interests are as diverse and wonderful as they are offbeat and unusual.
Aquarius dogs are known to 'bite back'. Don't push them too hard, they are well aware of their limits and play is not always on the agenda.

Aquarius dog likes time alone as much as the time they spend with you. Occasionally grumpy and always studying your next move with intent to 'out-think' you. A complex but ultimately lovable character.


hmmm so tell me.. does this sound like me?

so following on from that I decided to check out my horror-scope to see what is in store for me this week ..

Aquarius

Antagonistic neighbours or visitors are so annoying you're propelled to start communicating a bad attitude at the wrong time. Given the choice would you want to fall into an altercation with someone bigger and stronger than yourself? If the answer is no, you're under advisement to appear as respectful as possible when you encounter one. Letting your companions know you're present is one thing, but stepping on their toes is another; restrain yourself and avoid getting a telling off.


none of the neighbourhood furrys are bigger or stronger than me.. so.. I guess thats the green light to go right ahead and steam into that altercation!... If only I wasn't too busy napping!

42 comments:

Raising Addie said...

BOL!!!
Kisses
Addie

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

WOW!

I'm impressed!!

Now bakhk to MY nap!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Three Musketeers said...

BOL , I told Lady but she insist , so I have no choice but to ' show off ' my height (:

Lots of Loves ,
Three Musketeers

Achilles Wong said...

hahaha... i think stepping on the hooman's toes is one way to really get noticed. if it works, why stop it?

drooly kisses,

Aki

Bobby said...

Hi my buddy,
I do not know my birthday but I am sure it would say gentle, kind, calm, serene,
tolerant, just generally laid back.
Ha! John here think of all the opposites to Bob's list and that sums him up.

Lady Kaos said...

Don't let anything interupt your nap!!!
Kaos

Asta said...

Ben
How fun...I think I'm a libwa I think anyway..I think you'we safe this week
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Those are fun horoscopes Ben, our person is going to have to check ours out now...hehe.

Woofs,
Holly & Zac

Joe Stains said...

Mom calls me grumpy all the time, whatever. We all cant be ignorantly blissful like Tanner.

Keep one ear kinda open for the neighbors, then keep sleepin...

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof Big Ben,

We didn't know that you were an astrologer. That's pawsome. Do you have a crystal ball, or is it crystal bowl? Anyway, hope all is well with you.

Desert Pups

Lorenza said...

Hi, Ben!
Your are so right. Naps first then anything else!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oh wow.. I never knew!! I am going to get mom to read up on my horror-scope now!

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

LOL! The horror-scope sounds so funny...especially when you say that your neighbours are smaller than you! =P

Scottie

Jacks, Narra, Tuchuck, and Rousseau said...

Hahaha! We love that about biting back! Tho we have a hard time imagining that you'd ever have to make your presence known. :) Altercate away... :)

JNTR

Boo said...

so, that's how they get the "horror scope" huh?

wet wet licks

Boo

Simba said...

Yes, you do have to be a wake to find any trouble to get into lol.

Simba x

Mina said...

ooh, Beauty is Aquarian too. Her birthday is Valentine's day! I'm a Scorpio which explains everything.

The Three Musketeers said...

Yeap , Amber's gonna tell her *blush*
BOL ! Hard time cracking my braing doing the L list :D

Lots of Loves ,
Three Musketeers

Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Ben

Naps should always come first! :-)

Cheers

Charlie

Pedro said...

Ohhh, I gotta go check mine out! I'm a Leo...

Pedro

JB's Big World said...

Are you wierd and wacky, Ben? I looked up the horrorscope for my new little brother, he is a Virgo.
--JB

Mack said...

I wouldn't worry much about the neighbors. I bet you pretty much rule the roost in your neighborhood!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Benny you would never bite back. You are so sweet and handsome...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Rambo said...

Ben,
we're gonna go check out the horoscope thingy too. I have no idea what sign I am, or Midget Molly.
Do you have a crystal ball?
Rambo

Cyber-sibes Star and Jack said...

Well Ben, do WOO think that describes woo? I'm an aquarius too, and so is my hudad. I gotta admit, that horoscope describes me to a T.
But I'm not so sure woo should dive right into that altercation like the horrorscope says, napping sounds much nicer!

Woos,
Star

The Girl said...

Wrooo, Ben! BOL!

I don't know when I was born, so we don't know what horror-scope I am.

I think that when you're bigger than everypuppy else, you can be as sweet and as laidback as you want to be! (And you are furry sweet and laidback!)

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Abby said...

Hi, Ben...

That was fun...

My Mom is gonna check mine out too..

Abby xxxooo

The Army of Four said...

We're trying to get caught up and Blogger is giving us FITS! We can't see any of your pictures... which might be just as well as you seem to be wearing a dress in one? YIKES, Ben! What is going on around there!?!?
Play bows,
Zim

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Haha! Thanks Ben for the Horror-Scopes!
Interesting!
Please come visit me to share my happiness, I have to shout out loud my love, I'm deeply in love, buddy!
Cheers!

The Three Musketeers said...

Yeah ! Our lazy human finally send your prize out to the post ! Hope you like it !!! (:

Lots of Loves ,
Three Musketeers

Achilles Wong said...

hi ben! you've been a very busy boy lately, no? we just dropped by to say that we love you so much and that we are glad that your hoomans are taking good care of you (and you are taking care of them too)

manang received a very disturbing email about rottis and it is breaking her heart. mind you, i have 2 rott siblings in Bacolod City, too and they are the sweetest dogs there is.

We believe that love and compassion are key to making any breed a lovable companion and that bad dogs are not born but 'made'. we are happy to know that there are hoomans like your pawrents.

We hope that you continue to be a light and living examples of the endless joys and possibilities that misunderstood breeds (like you :( ) are capable of bringing.

have a happy weekend,

drooly kisses and hugs

Aki

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Ben!

Your new page looks great! Very Halloween-esque!

They should make you your very own personalized horoscope! Don't they know who you are! I mean sheesh! Hehehehe!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

I is Jake said...

Hai Ben, yoo know, the mom tries to interupt my nap sumtimes too, and well I ignore her - sometimes. The call of a snack is just toooooo much temptation!

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!

::springs in my feet::
::springs in my feet::

Sophie Brador said...

You are totally complex, clearly. But grumpy? I don't know.

xo
SB

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Who knew? Guess we should look up our horror scopes. AFTER our naps ;)
Hugs & Hi 5s
Sunny & Scooter

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, we saw your comment on Jackman Av. What is wrong with your mom getting a CAT if she wants to? 2/3 of the Funny Farm are CATS and we do just fine here. We thought we were friends. But we're just CATS. sigh

Georgeous said...

Hey breed bro - I've missed so much fun on your blog. I'm back & gonna be settling my sissy in. Your scope is so not you - bite back? never, you'll preserve your life, it's in your genes to run away.
Hugz n snuzzles
George

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, Ben, we aren't offended that you don't want a cat. We were just poking at you. Some of the cats make comments on dogs. Guess we're going to have to stop being in a hurry and remember to smile. ;-) We don't want you thinking we're upset with you.

We are intrigued as to why the Dogs of Jackman Ave, where we read your comment on cats, said they're not the Funny Farm. What's wrong with the Funny Farm? We think we're a great group, except when Jan forgets to feed us on time. Then we're grumpy.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Thanks for the info. We were aware about the origin of "funny farm." Jan used to say that with all of us she felt like she was living in a loony bin. But Jan's Funny Farm sounded homier. And once in a while, we're actually funny.

Coco said...

You can give me another letter Ben...i would not mind doing it again!

My mom entered me into the DWB but still isnt sure how it all works. i guess we have to wait to be accepted. yould you please help me understand all this?

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses

Coco - The Princess

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Haha, Horror-scope!
Thanks for introducing! It's very interesting! And surprisingly accurate!
Have I told you that I enjoyed watching the clips when your sisters announcing names during the prize-drawing? Their voices sounded nice and lovely!
Please come visit me to share my happiness, I have to shout out loud my love, I'm deeply in love, buddy!
I'd like you to visit Dino, a friend of mine in Taiwan, the new post was about a poor pug that so touching that my eyes leaked
http://ilovedino.blogspot.com/

the 4 Bs said...

hi Ben, that's an interesting horror-scope. we hope that you don't have to have an altercation with anyone. we think a peaceful solution is always preferable.

woofs.