Today I read this comment on my last post..
It has come to my great surprise THAT YOU AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE!!!!
I've penciled ya in for next month...(sorry..booked solid till then...)
I have only one request...
Could you please leave all of KHYRA'S FUR at home? For some reason, that girl makes me nervous...and when I'm nervous I tend to YAP and SHRIEK....
Loved that book on bloggin' for dummies!! Very creative, Ben!!
Love and soon to be dated kissies...
Now.. I'm not saying I'm adverse to dates (what hot blooded hound is?) but
Dear doG I'm quaking in my BOOTS! Can you see the TERROR in my face??
Ive been around for 12 months now, I've read the reports on Lacie's "Dates", Ive seen the fear, the trauma, the permanent ear damage!
To ensure my sanity I have decided that Lacie was joking, she didn't pencil me in, there will be no date..BUT just in case I have taken a few precautions
First I called guy advertising on www.dodgypassportouttahere.com
after an agreed exchange
he handed me these
So thats the new identity sorted should I need it!
Then I decided to look for place to hide (just in case I can't get to the airport fast enough)
I thought this would be a good place
but it already had a resident, who was a bit miffed (to put it mildly) at the intrusion
but then I realised that I have something right here that should work like garlic to a vampire, like a silver bullet to a werewolf, you know what it is don't you? Worth more on the black market than all the debts of the planet combined... and all MINE - The ULTIMATE canine protection aid (Well protection from Lacie anyway)
My Bag of Khyra Floof
so now I am exhausted from all the over-thinking.. time for a nap I think!