As you are all aware Mum AKA The Secretary has not being doing her job properly of late.
She seems to think it's acceptable to be a slacker.
I thought it was time to get some ground rules firmly established before she gets totally out of control.
First I went shopping and bought a book, which I left on her desk.
She didn't seem to take the hint, so I thought I better make things a bit clearer. I stuck this on the laptop screen..
Hmmm that provoked a slight reaction (if her screwing it up in a ball and tossing it in the trash counts!)
She still didn't seem motivated to get to work though. So I confess that I blatantly lied, I told her that in exchange for a years worth of solid blogging, no slacking and no excuses this was her reward..
Dumb dodo fell for it too! So don't expect me to disappear for at least 12 months.. Mum has her eye on her prize!!
Desperate times force desperate measures folks
Don't worry Dave I'm not planning on dog napping you for real.. just don't tell Mum that!